Panto season’s muckiest gags from Craig Revel Horwood’s ‘big balls’ to ‘pink and soft’ Paul Chuckle

IT’s the one time of year when family-friendly telly stars get paid fortunes for turning the air blue.

From Widow Twankey’s Viagra pills to Julian Clary’s “squirt and wipe” routine in London’s West End, this panto year has delivered lots of cheeky  gags.

Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood takes on the the Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella at the New Victoria Theatre, Woking
Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood takes on the the Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella at the New Victoria Theatre, Woking

Benjy Potter looks back at this season’s muckiest one-liners . . .

Comic legend Paul Chuckle plays the Baron in Cinderella ( and he’s talking about a marshmallow by the way) at the New Victoria Theatre, Woking
Comic legend Paul Chuckle plays the Baron in Cinderella ( and he’s talking about a marshmallow by the way) at the New Victoria Theatre, Woking
Julian Clary appears as the Man In The Mirror  Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs, London Palladium
Julian Clary appears as the Man In The Mirror  Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs, London Palladium
Funyman Paul Merton as Widow Twankey in Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre
Funyman Paul Merton as Widow Twankey in Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre


Connor McIntyre & Les Dennis make up the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella at the Manchester Opera House
Connor McIntyre & Les Dennis make up the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella at the Manchester Opera House



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